Poems

A selection of poems and other work by The iambic Assassin

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The Battery Car

High energy density,
Synchronised solid synergy
Pre polluting
Power potency




When I Die

When I die
I'm gonna be dead
I'll be done
No more said




The Lycra Lads

He's a little bit stout slightly overweight
His belly spills over his pants
He loves his Lycra and his clip on shoes
He dreams he was once in the Tour de France.




There's a plumber in...

There's a plumber in Parliament with an NVQ
She's been plumbing her own houses cause she owns quite a few....apparently!
Her boss Zack Polanski has a degree,
Thankgoodness, wow, phew,




Just Imagine

The cow went moo and the other went boo
The duck went quack and the other went coo
The sheep went baa and the other went phew
The pig went oink and the other went strewth.




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