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Poems
A selection of poems and other work by The iambic Assassin
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Emoji
Not feeling too clever,
Can't write a letter, I'll try to articulate text, I'll sincerely endeavour
Shop The Way You Live
Shop The Way You Live
(What's That Mean) They've got it right in Carsoos Caresoos |
I Wanna Be Yours
I wanna be your permanent penalty clause
But there'll be no fine Cause, I'll be yours If you'll be mine?
The Dog Inn
I'm having a drink with my mate sitting opposite me,
A big hairy tail in his close proximity "Brenda come by" The dog's tail now in Brendan's beer, It's owner saying, "Brenda won't bite guys, please do not fear", Growling, Brendan turns his chair around with his back to Brenda, |
Road Rage
(To quote Mr Ian Dury, the poem starts and ends with….
"Assholes bastards fuckin' cunts and pricks'
'Orrible
You chose to be my nemesis
So simply you are round the twist You give me nightmares How can this be? You make me want to spit |
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