Poems

A selection of poems and other work by The iambic Assassin

A - Z list


The Avon Lady

What happened to the AVON lady?
MAX FACTOR, YARDLEY, YARDLEY!
ABSOLUTELY! Apparently he thought she was a BOND No9 type AGENT PROVOCATEUR and she looked IRRESISTIBLE, thought J'TAIME had come, got an instant ARDEN, SO he thought he would try it on with her just ONCE.
OPIUM..mm enjoyed it!




Once Upon A Time In The...

One Flew Over Crows Nest
The Old Coronas they're the best
Once Upon a Time in the West!





Shaun Mooney (L&P)

'By appointment of Her Majesty The Queen',
I give you the most 'original and 'genu....ene',
Bottle straightener,
Plastic or glass,




Will Killeen

You might be a fan of
Rory Gallagher, Gary Moore,
Jeff Beck, Chet Atkins, Knofler or Stevie Ray Vaughan,





Croissants

A lonely girl in France
Couldn't get a dance
Her mother said
“Ma cherie it won't be long”




Keir Starmer

I was walking down the busy street
The law they came arrested me
I asked why I begged and plead
They threw me into a car of gadgetry,




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