Poems

A selection of poems and other work by The iambic Assassin

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Let me be ill

I'm feeling like a sunken ship
The Barnacles have taken grip
This is more than just a minor blip
I don't feel like shite I feel like shit.




In These So Like, Like...

Kids on smartphones
Language crude
Monotonal clicking fast full food
I think I'm going right out of my mind In these so like, like so, so like times!




Ode For The Unwelcome (Oh...

Minding your own business,
Thinking nothing bad but good,
You could call to see a friend today,
Perhaps maybe you should?




Oh I wish I'd been a bus...

Oh I wish I'd been a bus driver,
Then I wouldn't put myself through this,
When family call upon my skills,
Plumb their houses cheap,




Oh I wish I'd been a...

Oh I wish I'd been a plumber
Or a heating engineer
I could think myself important
I'd wear all the proper gear




Oh I wish I'd been an...

Oh I wish I'd been an electrician,
And adhere to their strict rules,
And condemn those that tried to D.I.Y
Those unqualified bloody fools.




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