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Poems
A selection of poems and other work by The iambic Assassin
A - Z list
Oh I wish I'd been a...
Oh I wish I'd been a programmer
And be a super geek I could work from home all alone Day by day, week by week.
Oh I Wish I'd been a...
Oh I Wish I'd been a great guitarist
Of the Joe Satriani class Hendrix played one with his teeth I could have played one up my arse! |
I Wish I'd Been a Traffic...
Oh I wish I'd been a traffic warden
And strut the streets so proud Checking if cars are parked legite And if they are allowed....
Tregaron National...
In the National Eisteddfod in Tregaron,
It seems the toilets are not up to scratch, Why are the Welsh folk complaining, They're painted green, |
London
Georgie Boy Georgie Boy,
Where have you been? I've been to London to visit the Queen.
Here's The Lowdown
Use your common sense this winter,
Cause we don't wanna get sued, Solicitors wanna get even richer, And we don't wanna get screwed, |
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