The Great Mistake

You will never change bureaucracy,
With all its phoney nobodies,
Ticking all the boxes.
And you will never fill that space,
With your non-conformist ways,
You will never stay or change.

You could never ever patronise,
Or cover up the publics' eyes,
With graded levels you despise
In life you've reached some selfish heights,
But not as much as all of those,
Pointless moral parasites.

And even though, when it suits,
Some bend the rules, No integrity,
And even though, when it suits,
No integrity,
Do they think that we're all fools?

And when they say to you,
That to achieve level one...
You're not such a dunce.
Proceed to level two....
You pay your chips and get your N-V-Q
Then get yourself a level three
An apparent A-level simile
You're in the proletarian academy
You'll get yourself a pseudo, purile degree

For all your faults you'll never be
A box ticker you don't believe
Oh, keep your personality
And though you've nearly qualified
Your soul was bought,
Your brain's just died
But what a waste of time

Observe the oberved being observed,
Perspiring in a negative world,
An equalative and diverse blur...
Jack shit
Internal, external, verified
The principals of worthless lies,
Assess it, and leave them all behind

And even though, when it suits,
Some bend the rules, No integrity,
And even though, well when it suits,
No integrity,
Do they think that we're all fools?

And when they say to you,
That to achieve level one...
You're not such a dunce.
Proceed to level two....
You pay your chips and get your N-V-Q
Then get yourself a level three
An apparent A-level simile
You're in the proletarian academy

You'll get yourself a pseudo, purile degree
You get yourself a pseudo, purile degree
You get yourself a pseudo, purile degree
You get yourself a pseudo, purile degree

When it suits,
Some bend the rules,
No integrity,
And even though,
When it suits,
No integrity,
Do they think that we're all fools?

Mr Malleability

I'm Mr Malleability, 
Reliable flexibility
I'm more tenacious than Tenacious D
Mr Tenacity

You can't pull me apart 
Or break my heart
Cannot destruct my durability
You can pull me you can stretch me
Put me under tension

Did I forget to mention
My ductility, elasticity
Man if I get out of shape 
I will reform
You'll see

I'm pliable, reliable 
Quintessentially undeniably
Cool

Check me out bro 
Don't stare me out no....fool

Bro blood I can take a thud 
I don't know why I should

I'm not Mr plasticity
You all hear me  

I'm Mr malleability

Just don't go dissing me
Je suis,
Mr Vocabulary


I don't punch or fight 
Cause I'm the wordy type
I use my rhetoric on you....
You pr pr....
Prickly, sickly 
Blowing hot and cold
Your fickle'y
Have to show your masculinity 

Hey I'm too cool for you 
I'm Mr malleability

I'm into peace I'm into love
I'm Mr understanding 
I'm no narcissist, I'm a non pugilist 
Won't put up with your ranting

So don't give me your body,
Thermal expansion
Cause for concern
Yeah, you could be sanctioned

You might call me absurd
But I could floor you with words

I don't use my fists 
Do you get my drift
My rhetoric fusibility
Could turn dry eyes into liquidity
If you mess with me?

So be nice
See,
It's a breeze
It's easy!


So remember me 
Don't lose your temper please
Cause Mr Malleability's
Like a verbal heavy metal
Like fragrant roses petals

Nobody needs to bully 
Nobody needs to fight

We should be nice to one another 
And become more erudite

I'm semantic, romantic 
I'm a wordsmith, I'm pedantic

I'm Mr Malleability 
I'll work on you you'll see

Use your education 
Don't spout expletive constipation

Don't bully or be bitter
That's for brain dead critters

Be cerebrally fitter
Not a hitter

Steve, please in yourself believe
That you will succeed

Dan, you're the man 
You know you can

Hey Jack, you got the knack
There's no turning back

Hey Tom, 
You can't go wrong

Where is she?
Sam, yeah you know you can
It's the safest plan

Get a sound education
Get a trade
Or good degree
Or fine vocation,
Occupation

Just try 
Don't turn to crime
Be flexible like me 
Have the ability to be cool as ice
Yeah life will be nice

You all can excel and succeed
Don't be cruel or be a fool
Remember the rules

Read books
A great look

Give advice
Be nice

Be imparable
Be Malleable

Yours sincerely 
Mr malleability

Yeah blood,
That's me!