High energy density,
Synchronised solid synergy
Pre polluting
Power potency

Action reaction
Invisible telepathy
Potential chemistry

Electrodes flowing positive
Whilst charging from the negative
Charge and discharge relative
Life span
Climate sensitive

The battery cars
So planet kind,
So clean and friendly
How benign
No poisonous gases
No smokey pipes
They're fast high tech
They're out of sight
Here's some facts
Just for spite
Myopic madness
Purists plight
All car enthusiasts
Now hold on tight

Start with the finite metals
How and where they're mined
From fragile third world economies
Well surely that's just fine

Lithium the smallest part of the cell
There's graphite, nickel
Aluminum and lead,

Cobalt, silver, manganese
Rocks crushed with massive
Diesel machines

Mines of mercury and copper
To help achieve false goals
Burning gas,
Burning oil
And a trillion tons of coal

Corrupt commerce for the West
Bad immoral trade
Dangerous working environments
Workers poorly paid!

The battery cars
So planet kind,
So clean and friendly
How benign
No poisonous gases
No smoky pipes
They're fast high tech
They're out of sight
Here's some facts
Just for spite
Myopic madness
Purists plight
All battery heads
This ain't right

Eroding fields
Where farmers once ploughed
Food and water vastly reduced
For the sake of battery produce
Millions of gallons
For the climate change crowd

They're saving the planet
They're allowed.

Indigenous tribes
Totally sacrificial
It's non scientifical
Non analytical
Their land desecrated
Keeps climate doom mongering
Politicians placated

Five hundred thousand pounds
Of rock dug up rough
To make a thousand pound battery
For just one car,
Great stuff!

Water tables depleting at alarming rates
The work of the G27 and their wealthy mates

Scientists never settle
It's never black and white
Unlike scriptures in the bible
Dogmatically trite

They don't doubt the science
It is their new religion
Just to keep us all compliant
Don't you dare doubt their decisions

They'll make you keep the faith
They'll nudge you out of doubt
Science should be sceptically safe
Not piously devout!

Major car companies
Forced to adhere
To hype the hyped up
Climate change fear!

They're environmentally friendly
For the future race
Bless them all
For scientists sake!

Complicated caustic
Chemical engines
Replacing thermodynamic
The greatest invention

So called EV vehicles
Are not a revolution
It's the emperors new clothes
Just more initial pollution

The green brigade
Is about cooking the books
Feeding false information
To a bunch of schnooks

Change the food for a horse
Still a horse
Different fart
Change the food for a car
Still a car
What a farce!

The battery cars
So planet kind,
So clean and friendly
How benign

No poisonous gases
No smokey pipes
They're fast high tech
They're out of sight
Here's some facts
Just for spite
Myopic madness
Purists plight
The Chinese rule the market
Soon rule us all, just might

If half the world drove battery cars
It would not make the slightest dent
The reduction of fossil fuels
Reduced just ten percent

For all the relatively wealthy
Seekers of novelty
Virtue signalling
Owners of property

Garages wired with plug in conveniency
If you live in a street
You can try
But ridiculously

Warning:
The battery car can't prevail
It'll be short lived and slumped
Conductive electrolytes
Dynamically dumped

Shipping steel and heavy
Voltaic celled cars
From countries a far
Do not reduce emissions
Hypocritical conditions
Polluting elsewhere at the start

Don't join in the hypocrisy
Let's live in caves again
Don't own cars
Don't travel far
Then one can't be blamed

If you want to be a hero
And be out there on your own
Forget the joke net zero
Buy a car
From Fred Flintstone.