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Hopefully a funny or dark humour take on Sir Keir Starmer's early days in office.
Even if you are a supporter of Labour or Sir Keir Starmer (who became Prime Minister 5th July 2024), I hope you would agree that I have not been too harsh on the chap. Especially as an individual person or his personality as when poets or musician's write about Tories they are normally very cutting and derogatory, borderline hateful towards them.
My reasons for writing this is that I thought that at least old Jeremy Corbyn was honest with his politics and I don't feel Keir Starmer is.
Also, that he starts banging people up in prison for rioting which is a good thing but I wonder how this can happen so quick when normally the legal profession seem to earn loads of money dragging out a trial or conviction. All of a sudden this seemed not the case and it seemed to me a sort of Russian or Chinese style of policing.
Some folk posting their views on social media without too much thought so come over as complete racists or the trite current word 'far right'. No previous offences perhaps but Keir and Co didn't like it so they stick them behind bars whilst at the same time letting, I would imagine not very pleasant people out of prison early.
Anyway, we may not all agree politically but hopefully you can enjoy this without too much bias.
Even if you are a supporter of Labour or Sir Keir Starmer (who became Prime Minister 5th July 2024), I hope you would agree that I have not been too harsh on the chap. Especially as an individual person or his personality as when poets or musician's write about Tories they are normally very cutting and derogatory, borderline hateful towards them.
My reasons for writing this is that I thought that at least old Jeremy Corbyn was honest with his politics and I don't feel Keir Starmer is.
Also, that he starts banging people up in prison for rioting which is a good thing but I wonder how this can happen so quick when normally the legal profession seem to earn loads of money dragging out a trial or conviction. All of a sudden this seemed not the case and it seemed to me a sort of Russian or Chinese style of policing.
Some folk posting their views on social media without too much thought so come over as complete racists or the trite current word 'far right'. No previous offences perhaps but Keir and Co didn't like it so they stick them behind bars whilst at the same time letting, I would imagine not very pleasant people out of prison early.
Anyway, we may not all agree politically but hopefully you can enjoy this without too much bias.
Keir Starmer
I was walking down the busy street
The law they came arrested me
I asked why I begged and plead
They threw me into a car of gadgetry,
Blue lights, blue stripes
Sign written Stasi
Had Great Britain gone bananas?
Now in the hands of Comrade Starma.
I wondered what I’d said and done
I asked plod and he said,
“Son I don't think you've said done nuffin’ wrong”,
But I'm retired soon it won't be long,
Big fat pension same ole song,
Oh thank you officer gives me great kama,
Let's all bow to Sir Keir Starma
They took me in for questioning
No questions asked was just routine,
My freedom of speech was just wiped clean,
They told me I’d been thinking things obscene,
Reading one’s mind is more than mean,
His Majesty's government,
Complete charmers,
Thanks to our right left Dishonourable,
Keir Starmer.
They said it was written all over my face,
I denied, I lied, but they had no case,
I hadn't shared it on any unsocial media space,
What about my human rights?
Disgrace!
Still they locked me up said
“Have a taste”,
Now my mind's been muted I had no armour,
Oh thank you god,
Sir Keir Starma.
Didn't he once let Jimmy Saville free?
Lack of evidence apparently,
I've no previous, the odd protest march, let me be,
Let me think what I believe,
Locking me up and throwing the keys,
Away, hey,
I wanna live in a free country,
I ain't Chinese,
I’m now insane until proved guilty
Meanwhile....
I've heard labourites singing Tory scum,
I won't lower myself to puerile hum drum,
But Keir, commy commy commy commy commy chameleon,
You've come now go
You've come be goh..ah..ah on
Lying is easy it's in every politicians dreams
Landscapes over portraits,
Oh I do believe....that
Margaret’s still looking down on you Sir Keir,
Have no fear,
Respect your Peers!
Letting loads of prisoners free
To roam our unsafe streets
He'll help to freeze your granny
As she can't afford to heat
Her home
We've been reduced ‘to tears’
Oh no
Keir, Keir,
Man of stealth,
Please, please,
Behave Yourself!
Lady in red is cheating on me
Cheat to cheat
There's somebody else,
It's just you, me an’ he,
He's richer than me, financially,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
Cause my glasses are old,
Can he invest in my eyesight?
The law they came arrested me
I asked why I begged and plead
They threw me into a car of gadgetry,
Blue lights, blue stripes
Sign written Stasi
Had Great Britain gone bananas?
Now in the hands of Comrade Starma.
I wondered what I’d said and done
I asked plod and he said,
“Son I don't think you've said done nuffin’ wrong”,
But I'm retired soon it won't be long,
Big fat pension same ole song,
Oh thank you officer gives me great kama,
Let's all bow to Sir Keir Starma
They took me in for questioning
No questions asked was just routine,
My freedom of speech was just wiped clean,
They told me I’d been thinking things obscene,
Reading one’s mind is more than mean,
His Majesty's government,
Complete charmers,
Thanks to our right left Dishonourable,
Keir Starmer.
They said it was written all over my face,
I denied, I lied, but they had no case,
I hadn't shared it on any unsocial media space,
What about my human rights?
Disgrace!
Still they locked me up said
“Have a taste”,
Now my mind's been muted I had no armour,
Oh thank you god,
Sir Keir Starma.
Didn't he once let Jimmy Saville free?
Lack of evidence apparently,
I've no previous, the odd protest march, let me be,
Let me think what I believe,
Locking me up and throwing the keys,
Away, hey,
I wanna live in a free country,
I ain't Chinese,
I’m now insane until proved guilty
Meanwhile....
I've heard labourites singing Tory scum,
I won't lower myself to puerile hum drum,
But Keir, commy commy commy commy commy chameleon,
You've come now go
You've come be goh..ah..ah on
Lying is easy it's in every politicians dreams
Landscapes over portraits,
Oh I do believe....that
Margaret’s still looking down on you Sir Keir,
Have no fear,
Respect your Peers!
Letting loads of prisoners free
To roam our unsafe streets
He'll help to freeze your granny
As she can't afford to heat
Her home
We've been reduced ‘to tears’
Oh no
Keir, Keir,
Man of stealth,
Please, please,
Behave Yourself!
Lady in red is cheating on me
Cheat to cheat
There's somebody else,
It's just you, me an’ he,
He's richer than me, financially,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
Cause my glasses are old,
Can he invest in my eyesight?
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