What happened to the AVON lady?
MAX FACTOR, YARDLEY, YARDLEY!
ABSOLUTELY! Apparently he thought she was a BOND No9 type AGENT PROVOCATEUR and she looked IRRESISTIBLE, thought J'TAIME had come, got an instant ARDEN, SO he thought he would try it on with her just ONCE.
OPIUM..mm enjoyed it!
I heard he was JOOP..ed and she went LADY GAGA after and gave him back the COTY offered her as he sped off in his FERRARI.
FRAPIN 'ec, What a BRUT! He's OLD SPICE that MAX in his DENIM.
Well she's POISON she is. She's been out with DOLCE and GABBANA, JEAN PAUL GAULTIER and HUGO's BOSS, MAX was No5.
ARAMIS alright. She's no SUNFLOWER that AVON lady.
CALVIN KlEIN's mate PENHALIGAN thinks she should swim off back across the CHANEL.