'By appointment of Her Majesty The Queen',
I give you the most 'original and 'genu....ene',
Bottle straightener,
Plastic or glass,
He kicks....
Arske yourselves
Who'....s The Daddie?
Come on,
Ketchup with me!

He doesn't just align the sauce pots,
Sweet, sour or savoury,
He's in charge of the World famous recipe,
He, him,
The chief ingredient
Adder of the Anchovies,
That's our Shaun
That's our Shaun
That's our Shaun
Shaun Mooney!

Sets off to work on
His one two five,
He's as cool as Cloony,
Is our Shaun Mooney,
He's out of sight,
No not through...
Stature but when....
He's on his bike,
Now come on....
Get it right!
3 Midland Road,
That's where he goes!
Soon he'll be at
The Factory,
Fishing around for
The Anchovies
Never a dull day,
Never gloomy,
For our wee man,
Our wee Shaun Mooney!

He's the main ingredient,
He's 'eighteen.... Months matured,
Plus seven.... Hundred more,
Yes I've done....
The maths so
Please don't laugh,
And like the....
Great sauce....
From where he
Was born,
He's 'Original & Genuine'
Is our man Shaun.

Yes he's made in....
Worcester WR5 1DT,
And when he's
Up to his knees
In Anchovies,
He recites out loud
The recipe,
Malt and Spirit....
Vinegar,
Molasses, Sugar,
Salt,
Tamarind Extract,
Onions, Garlic Spice,
Flavourings,
Shaunie Boy....
He's savouring....

The fact that L&P
Is just like he,
Rare an' saucy,
Of the highest....
Degree,
Superlative,
'No artificial....
Colourings....
Or preservatives',
'Alternatively'
Forget the sauce,
And 'add a dash'
Of Shaun of course!
His company his wit
Our man Mooney is
Magnificent,
'Just a dash makes
All the difference'

William Henry Perrin,
And,
John Wheelie Lea,
Made a sauce....
For sharing,
Like Mr & Mrs....
Mooney senior,
Whom borne our Shaun,
Who's caring....
And sharing,
And like the....
Said sauce,
Is enigmatic,
Charismatic,
No never a drama,
Or trauma
He's not traumatic,
He's full of fun,
The king of pun,
Bish, Bash....
BOSCH,
He's automatic!

The 'Kraft'y....
Bottle straightener,
Upright, funny....
And kind,
He's our....
Shaun Mooney,
Who now works....
For Heinz,
Part time mind!
That's enough.... Poetry Pal.