Hey PAL,
Cheers PAL,
Don't call me PAL, PAL,
PAL's a dog food chum,
Chum is dogmeat, mate,
Mates are johnies PAL,
Prophylactic PAL,
Hey PAL,
What's prophylactic mean mate?
Prophylactic PAL,
Means my mate,
My humdrum chum,
My fair-weather friend,
Prophylactic PAL,
Means prevent,
Prevent disease,
Dire dreadful disease diction,
Like the annoying use of the word PAL, PAL,
So what's your name PAL?
Mine's Mark.