The cow went moo and the other went boo
The duck went quack and the other went coo
The sheep went baa and the other went phew
The pig went oink and the other went strewth.

The reason they made such different sounds
Was that some they came from foreign lands
Some were white and some were brown
But they all liked the same things
So that was sound!

The pig that went oink liked rolling in the mud
The pig that went strewth did too
So he should
The sheep that went baa and the one that went phew
Liked growing their fleeces to make lots of wool
The ducks that went quack and the ducks that went coo
Liked laying big eggs for both me and you
And the cows that went moo and the cows that went boo
Just like the others were kind caring and cool

They didn't have any religion
And we shouldn't too
And that's how the world
Became a better world
A utopia
An ideologist's dream
And the rest was never history
Because it never happened
Never likely to!

Also, the chimpanzees are apparently starting to ape humans.
I wonder what god they will invent?