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Written 20th October 2018 after being sickened by the greed of the majority of house owners and the suppliers pushing them to have surveys with a 95% guarantee of a free boiler, even though their existing boilers were within the required 86% efficientcy. They were pre boxed ticked by companies such as Hans Green to make them and the installers lots and lots of money. Meanwhile, in the sad real world, people were refused money to survive, with a new Government Universal Credit benefit scheme that needed a lot more investigation and research to make it fairer. And so it goes: ~
Buy Your Own Bloody Boiler
Buy your your own bloody boiler you rich git,
Your old one works but it won't condense,
So you're gonna save the planet,
That makes sense,
But you've got money,
So don't be mean,
Buy your own bloody boiler to make your Hands Green.
They're all getting richer on the back of your greed,
You once bought one new,
Now you get one for free,
Pur-chase your own brand new boiler you rich git,
You claim you're only asset rich,
What about the poor on benefits.
Sell up, down size you poor rich....
Bit-chilly if your old ones broke,
But it's not, it's only 10 years old,
That's the joke,
'Aven't you 'eard of avarice?
Buy your own bloody boiler you rich git.
Buy your own condensing boiler,
You unconscientious git,
Who do you think's paying for this?
Now here's the twist,
Eon, Scottish Power, British Gas,
Just for now but it can't last.
Our energy bills, plus your greed will inflate,
People on minimum wage will help buy your boiler,
My rich pal, pay-pal, my rich mate,
Buy your own bloody boiler you rich git,
In your 3, 4, 5 bedroomed palace,
That is truly fit....
For Queen....
An' now you are like the monarchy,
One get one's boiler blinking free.
You stand tall, don't you give a s***,
Buy your own bloody boiler you rich git,
Oh, I see, you've worked hard,
You are a toiler,
Bless you, spoil yourself, spoil him, spoil her,
Your divine right, even socialist,
You can now all afford a night at The Ritz.
Your old one was trouble free,
For 20 years plus, it was pretty efficient,
So why, what's the fuss?
Oh, I see, human nature, something for free,
But it has Worcester sorcery, modern technology,
With the pound sign plumbers who fitted it,
They'll be no guarantee,
Within a year £200 for a new PCB,
Up yours greedy person, ha ha, tee, hee hee,
You'll have to depart with some of your precious money.
Buy your own,
Get a loan,
Though you're not on your own,
I just wanted to moan,
Buy you're own bloody boilers,
You rich gits!
Your old one works but it won't condense,
So you're gonna save the planet,
That makes sense,
But you've got money,
So don't be mean,
Buy your own bloody boiler to make your Hands Green.
They're all getting richer on the back of your greed,
You once bought one new,
Now you get one for free,
Pur-chase your own brand new boiler you rich git,
You claim you're only asset rich,
What about the poor on benefits.
Sell up, down size you poor rich....
Bit-chilly if your old ones broke,
But it's not, it's only 10 years old,
That's the joke,
'Aven't you 'eard of avarice?
Buy your own bloody boiler you rich git.
Buy your own condensing boiler,
You unconscientious git,
Who do you think's paying for this?
Now here's the twist,
Eon, Scottish Power, British Gas,
Just for now but it can't last.
Our energy bills, plus your greed will inflate,
People on minimum wage will help buy your boiler,
My rich pal, pay-pal, my rich mate,
Buy your own bloody boiler you rich git,
In your 3, 4, 5 bedroomed palace,
That is truly fit....
For Queen....
An' now you are like the monarchy,
One get one's boiler blinking free.
You stand tall, don't you give a s***,
Buy your own bloody boiler you rich git,
Oh, I see, you've worked hard,
You are a toiler,
Bless you, spoil yourself, spoil him, spoil her,
Your divine right, even socialist,
You can now all afford a night at The Ritz.
Your old one was trouble free,
For 20 years plus, it was pretty efficient,
So why, what's the fuss?
Oh, I see, human nature, something for free,
But it has Worcester sorcery, modern technology,
With the pound sign plumbers who fitted it,
They'll be no guarantee,
Within a year £200 for a new PCB,
Up yours greedy person, ha ha, tee, hee hee,
You'll have to depart with some of your precious money.
Buy your own,
Get a loan,
Though you're not on your own,
I just wanted to moan,
Buy you're own bloody boilers,
You rich gits!
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